May 2010
2 posts
Cue Kiedis and the angry swarms of hail that pelt...
February 22,  2010 Beyond the pretty psychedelia. Beyond the silly things that seem to fall out of my roommate’s mouth. Beyond the Kerouac and the Gallagher brothers. Beyond Beyond Beyond. I am not beyond this. This is eating me alive. A series of events occurred late last night. I’ll happily provide a brief summary if you don’t have the patience to rummage through the forthcoming ramble: I...
May 28th
Anonymous asked: Oh Skankerella. When didst thou escape from your educational institution? When did you move forth into the realm of freedom? Want to hang out and listen to Wu-tang?
May 27th
March 2010
5 posts
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The Boy Who Hid in His Hoodie and Just Had to Go...
  September 2002 Jared. It could only be Jared!  The sun streams in through the dusty blinds and illuminates his porcelain skin and gentle profile. He’s such a pale lad that if I stare too long, he blends into the cinderblock.  My eyes move up his torso, past his long neck, and beyond his jet black Caesar cut. He blinks and slowly looks to the right where I’m sitting as he feels...
Mar 24th
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The Hippie Who Lost His Way: The spawn of Kerouac...
November 2009 I was born and raised in the Bible Belt. However, due to my general disinterest in all things redneck, oxycodone, and Confederate, I’ve harbored an immense desire to relocate ever since Al Gore lost the presidency.  So, I moved to the Haight-Ashbury of New England and sought comfort within the overabundance of marijuana as well as the mesh-clad homosexual population....
Mar 18th
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About the author
I am ridiculous. In addition to that, I have a disgusting affinity for felines in compromising positions, Taco Bell, and sideburns.  I reside on the east coast. I was recently kicked out of college. It was the ultimate party foul.  Reading: Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov Ishmael: An Adventure of the Mind and Spirit by Daniel Quinn East of Eden by John Steinbeck Superfudge by Judy Blume ...
Mar 17th
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Humbert Humbert
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, if my happiness could have talked it would have filled that hotel room with a deafening roar.”
Mar 17th
Mar 17th
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