To my classy counterparts and conniving cunts,
Greetings! I call myself SKANKERELLA because every lady needs a pseudonym -- especially if said lady is providing vivid, 100% pure, unadulterated descriptions of sexcepades and loves unrequited from her yonder days. Also, no mother or past CCD teacher needs to know this much about that seemingly innocent blushing blonde.
Handjobs in the treehouse? CHECK.
Impulsive solicitations via Craigslist? CHECK PLUS.
Being turned down by the mountain man of my dreams? SHIT HAPPENS.
Oh, and my ass is almost as big as my mouth. Indeed, I'm a bodacious broad as my brothas in the hood would so affectionately call me. I get mad action sometimes. I want to tell you about it. About the author
